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    Athletic Shorts - Swollen Nerd

    Athletic Shorts - Swollen Nerd

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    Cotton Crop Tee – Relaxed Fit Crew Crop | Swollen Nerd

    Cotton Crop Tee – Relaxed Fit Crew Crop | Swollen Nerd

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    Crop Hoodie

    Crop Hoodie

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    Flip straw water bottle- Swollen Nerd Nerd Out

    Flip straw water bottle- Swollen Nerd Nerd Out

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  • French Terry Boxy Tank Top

    French Terry Boxy Tank Top

    French Terry Boxy Tank Top

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    Jay Syre Mystic Tee

    Jay Syre Mystic Tee

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  • Men’s Harem Joggers – Casual Streetwear Sweatpants | Swollen Nerd

    Men’s Harem Joggers – Casual Streetwear Sweatpants | Swollen Nerd

    Men’s Harem Joggers – Casual Streetwear Sweatpants | Swollen Nerd

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    Old School Bucket Hat - Swollen Nerd

    Old School Bucket Hat - Swollen Nerd

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    Oversized heavyweight t-shirt

    Oversized heavyweight t-shirt

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    Oversized heavyweight t-shirt

    Oversized heavyweight t-shirt

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    Pickleball paddle set

    Pickleball paddle set

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    Pickleball paddle set

    Pickleball paddle set

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  • Resistance Bands Set – Home Workout Fitness Bands | Swollen Nerd”

    Resistance Bands Set – Home Workout Fitness Bands | Swollen Nerd”

    Resistance Bands Set – Home Workout Fitness Bands | Swollen Nerd”

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    Skater Skirt - Swollen Nerd

    Skater Skirt - Swollen Nerd

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    Stainless steel Swollen Nerd tumbler

    Stainless steel Swollen Nerd tumbler

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    Swollen Nerd 3rd Eye Crop

    Swollen Nerd 3rd Eye Crop

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    Swollen Nerd 3rd Eye tee

    Swollen Nerd 3rd Eye tee

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    Swollen Nerd Root Chakra

    Swollen Nerd Root Chakra

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    Swollen Nerd Root Chakra

    Swollen Nerd Root Chakra

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    Swollen Nerd Swoular Plex Tee

    Swollen Nerd Swoular Plex Tee

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  • Swollen Nerd Tales: Julios Epic Adventure Book.1

    Swollen Nerd Tales: Julios Epic Adventure Book.1

    Swollen Nerd Tales: Julios Epic Adventure Book.1

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  • Swollen Nerd Tales: Power J's Training Adventure

    Swollen Nerd Tales: Power J's Training Adventure

    Swollen Nerd Tales: Power J's Training Adventure

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  • The Art of Self Care: Navigating the Journey of Wellness

    The Art of Self Care: Navigating the Journey of Wellness

    The Art of Self Care: Navigating the Journey of Wellness

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Swollen Nerd

Welcome to Swollen Nerd, an enchanting haven where authenticity reigns supreme! Our brand is more than just a shop; it's a celebration of individuality and a tribute to the mighty warriors who embrace their unique selves.

Step into a realm where the ordinary becomes extraordinary, and being a nerd is a badge of honor. Swollen Nerd is your gateway to a world where self-expression is revered and encouraged. Our meticulously curated collection of items reflects the essence of our brand and the spirit of the fearless souls who dare to stand out.

Immerse yourself in a shopping experience like no other, where every corner is infused with the magic of self-discovery. From enchanted apparel that proudly displays your quirks to whimsical accessories that amplify your identity, each piece is a testament to the power of being authentic.

At Swollen Nerd, we are more than just a shop; we are a community of kindred spirits who uplift and support one another. Join us on a journey of growth and expansion as we share stories, wisdom, and laughter. Our shop is a sanctuary for those who seek connection and camaraderie among fellow mighty warriors.

Whether you're a devoted fan of fantasy or a lover of all things geek, Swollen Nerd invites you to embrace your passions and boldly express who you are. Unleash your inner magic, celebrate your quirks, and embark on a shopping adventure that celebrates the true you. Your authentic self awaits – let Swollen Nerd be your guide on this captivating voyage of self-discovery and empowerment.

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